My dad is a creep
My mom is a sucker
They're doing the best they can but I guarantee they could do it better

I hate living at home
I wanna live in Bali
I'm stuck in this circumstance
I was five minutes late now they're gonna fire me

I'm old now and single
My brothers never at home
I have to do the dishes Monday nights
And sometimes they make me cry (it's my kryptonite)

Who really loves a girl like me
What's the point in her living
When she's stuck and sad and fat and ugly?
Maybe if I kill myself
The world will begin to love me