I’d like to return this.
It doesn’t fit me right.
It’s far too small, yet too big at the same time.
The zipper is stuck, it catches on my spine.
The material is far too uncomfortable.


I’d like to return this suit.
The coloring is off, there’s stains and marks all across the arms.
I think someone ripped it at the shoulder and tried to sew it back together again.
They did a poor job.


I’d like to return this bodysuit.
The legs are all worn out.
The arms pull against me.
It stretches and ripples in all the wrong places.
I don’t have a receipt.
I was never given one.


I’d like to return my skin.


It’s far too small and too big at the same time.
The zipper is stuck, it catches on my spine.
The material is far too uncomfortable.
The coloring is off, there are stains everywhere.
Someone ripped it at the shoulder and poorly patched it up again.
The legs are all worn out.
The arms pull against me.
It’s stretched out in all the wrong places.
It suffocates me.
I begged for a receipt.
I was never given one.


No returns or exchanges without a receipt?


Fine, I suppose I’ll hold onto it.


Maybe I’ll learn to like the way it fits.