Here lies self.wav,
Whose death ripples through domains.
Having fallen victim to bugs before
The antivirus firewall free trial ended.
Only the good ctrl/alt/delete young.

*file type not supported*

Here lies self.jpeg,
An image edited many times over.
Cropped, copied, pasted, each instance compressing
Until the picture no longer resembles
The vivid original.

*error: "self" not found*

Here lies self.mp4,
Mnemonic data projected over ocular nodes.
Bankrupt of bandwidth, built on broken binary,
Beset by boundless buffering,
Fully frozen, never to load again.

*rebooting*

System was not powered down properly.
Some internal data may be corrupted.
Performing diagnostic.
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<sr_mental diagnostic failed>
<sr_emotional diagnostic failed>
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*I feel unable to restart*

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