Welcome to my family, 
And all the crap we share, 
I'll pretend to give a shit,
If you pretend to care. 

Every single mistake we make
Doesn't happen just once or twice, 
If we've done it once before, 
We've done it a thousand times! 

Crying, Yeah we're trying not to tear ourselves apart, 
Prying where we're hiding,
Just to break each other's hearts, 

So Welcome to my family, 
Where there's nowhere to run, 
We'll find and pull on each loose thread, 
So try not to come undone! 

You can call us each a monster, 
But wear a mask when you go outside, 
Leave all the dirty, vicious secrets
For when we stay inside! 

Crying, Yeah, we're trying not to tear ourselves apart, 
Prying and we're finding how to break each other's hearts,

Welcome to my family, 
The cause of all your pain,
You can try to face it and escape it, 
But we'll pull you back again! 

If there's a way to hurt you bad, 
Honey, we already know, 
We've struck that spot a thousand times, 
But try not to let it show! 

Crying, Yeah we're trying not to tear ourselves apart, 
Prying, and we're lying while we break each other's hearts, 

Welcome to my family, 
All our jibes are said in fun, 
​​​We hide our hate behind a smile, 
And now there's nowhere to run! 
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Every time the blame is laid, 
We all will take a piece, 
Not to pay for all our sins, 
But to lay on the others, see? 

I'll pick apart all of your faults, 
And you'll do the same to me, 
Feeding on each other's pain, 
And we leave our hearts to bleed! 

Try to run away, Will you, 
From our funny little game? 
We'll bring you back each time you run, 
And break you down again! 

Crying, Yeah we're trying not to tear ourselves apart, 
Breaking, yeah we're faking as we crush each other's hearts! 
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Crying, Yeah we're trying, 
Welcome to the family! 
Finding now we're fighting, 
And we all need therapy, 
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Welcome to my family, 
Welcome to my family, 
Welcome to my family, 

Will I break you or will you break me? 

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