What can we do at seventy five?
To demonstrate we're still alive
At 30,000 feet we can effortlessly fly
Streaking 600 m.p.h. through the sky!

We can watch a fiery sunset
Extinguish all former upset
As wafting palms stand guard:
Over a floating coconut shard

We can crumble in ecstasy
As an orgasm sets us free
To contemplate a lovely life,
In latter days without a wife

Defying all reason and rhyme
Let's do it - one more time!