Where have all the tourists gone...
Our politicians said to run along...

The coronavirus will kill us all...
But can we make one last pub crawl...

You’ll get arrested if you do...
It’s for our own safety, yes, me and you...

But who will pay the bouncers and the whores...
If you lock up all the nightclub doors...

They’ll receive a check from Uncle Sam...
That’ll be enough for Ramen and Spam...

But who the hell will pay the rent...
Once the stimulus money has all been spent...

Then we’ll go on welfare, yes, you and I...
And all the tourists will go bye-bye...

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