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I Will Not Vote

by Hébert Logerie

Yes, I will certainly vote
But I won’t vote for liars
I will not vote for backstabbers
I will not vote for dictators
I will not vote for tax cheaters
I will not vote for murderers
I will not vote for bad politicians
I will not vote for magicians
I will not vote for fake Christians
I will not vote for draft dodgers

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What Love Truly Brings

by Jeffrey Pipes Guice

The millennials are out there protesting
while wearing a Covid mask...
The president uses Twitter
to take them all to task...

The parents are threatening
to change the basement key...
The children are demanding
that the politicians set them free...

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The Politicians Don’t Really Care

by Jeffrey Pipes Guice

The cracked streets are quiet
and the clouds are all dark...
The French Quarter is eerily empty
as the criminals leave their mark...

The broken shutters are closed
and the iron gates are all locked...
The locals are too scared to come out
and the tourists are all shell shocked...

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The Death Of New Orleans

by Jeffrey Pipes Guice

Where have all the tourists gone...
Our politicians said to run along...

The coronavirus will kill us all...
But can we make one last pub crawl...

You’ll get arrested if you do...
It’s for our own safety, yes, me and you...

But who will pay the bouncers and the whores...

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