Save me from myself, dear God...
And from my wretched past...
I’ve paid the ultimate penance...
In this inferno of hell ever last...

I’ve learned the important lessons...
From all my evil ways...
Give my soul some peace, dear God...
In these long and final days...

To all my hapless boyfriends...
I was a mean and fowl mouthed bitch...
To my clueless, spineless husband...
I was such a spiteful witch...

To my children and their spouses...
I was a horrible atrocious beast...
For the many years of my past sins...
I’ve become the devil’s feast...

To all my foolish lovers...
I was truly a heinous whore...
If they wanted me for a purse or a nurse…
Their manhood I would abhor...

To the handful of my friends...
That I cheated and from whom I stole...
Their reputations that I trashed...
I acted no better than a troll...

I’ve changed my hellish ways...
My satanic days are no more...
I repent for all my sins...
The torrid life I lived before...

Give my soul some peace, dear God...
In these long and final days...
I ask You to release me...
From this hellish and fiery blaze...

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