There’s a little hotel...
Called the Shady Rest...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

I use watch this TV show...
The girls were pretty, don’t you know...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

They said forget about your cares...
As they flipped their girlie wears...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

They said to ride their little train...
I asked my daddy to explain...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

Lots of curves, you bet...
He said “You’re not old enough yet...”
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

It was run by Kate...
Who was always lookin’ for a mate...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

And there’s Uncle Joe...
He acted like he didn’t know...
At the junction...

Petticoat Junction...

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My Wonder Years: A Book