You think things are bad but it's gonna get much worse.
You think you are intelligent but you're not.
You think you are interesting but you are boring.
You think you are good looking but you are ugly.
You think you are nice but you are nasty.
You think you can speak French but you can't.
You think you are going to develop and improve but you are not learning anything.
You say you are in love but it doesn't seem like it.
You say you love your children but that's bullshit.
You say you are going on holiday but your holidays are over.
You say you are threatened but you're the one who is threatening.
You think nature is polluted but everything will only get shittier and shittier.
You think the world is unfair but that's nothing compared to what lies ahead.
You think the hole in the ozone layer is big but it's gonna get bigger.
You think you are a good poet but you are not.
You say you are horny but that's just your imagination.
You think there's a lot of terror and war but this is just the beginning.
You think you are not that fat but that's just what you are.
You say you are happy but you don't seem happy.
You think you are alive but you are dead.
You think people like you but they don't.
You think you are appreciated at work but in fact you are completely worthless.
You say others are aggressive but you're the aggressive one.
You think you are cool and crazy but in fact you are a fake.
You think you are learned and wise and write well but in fact you are completely uninteresting.

Translated into English by Fredrik Hertzberg, Karri Kokko, and Leevi Lehto