A chef can cook dishes to his desire
A kitchen full of anything and more
I really hope he doesn’t start a fire

He looks at all the things he’s made prior
He doesn’t know what to make anymore
A chef can cook dishes to his desire

He wants to watch his meal pile grow higher
And subsequently see his power soar
I really hope he doesn’t start a fire

I hope he doesn’t cook up a quagmire
Don’t want to end up like a dinosaur
A chef can cook dishes to his desire

A spatula's as good a tool as gunfire
As long as he doesn’t cook up a war
I really hope he doesn’t start a fire

Should our fire fighting skills expire
We would probably all end up dead, for
A chef can cook dishes to his desire
I really hope he doesn’t start a fire