Morgan Freeman did
the tube announcments,
that whole week.
He was jolly enough,
but couldn't help mispronouncing,
most of the station names.
Strangers scoffed,
quietly across isles.
Sharing wry grins. "Moo-ergate",
"Glaw-sester road",
"Good-Gee Street".
"Did you hear?"
A Tradie asked his mate,
Around 5 o'clock...
On a Wednesday...
On the Central Line,
following a champion attempt,
at "Loughton.",
"Yoko Ono's on next week."