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Randy Johnson

• Home Improvement
• Homeless And Alone
• Honor Thy Parents
• Hot Dogs With Chili
• How Was God Created?
• I Ate That Roach
• I Believe In Love A Little Less Each Day
• I Believe In You
• I Can'T Spare A Square
• I Committed Murder
• I Don'T Need A Babysitter!
• I Gave You A Twenty
• I Give New Meaning To The Word Nerd
• I Got A Lickin For Eating A Chicken
• I Had To Pay With My Life
• I Hit A Student
• I Just Pulled The Plug
• I Killed A Teenage Boy
• I Kissed Another Girl
• I Like Black People
• I Lost A Thousand Bucks
• I Love Boobs
• I Love Rattlesnake
• I Love The Autumn
• I Met God
• I Need God
• I Robbed A Liquor Store
• I Saved Christmas
• I Shot My Dog
• I Shot Yogi Bear
• I Slept With Daffy Duck
• I Snapped
• I Stuck My P**** In A Lamp Socket
• I Took A Life
• I Voted Against Phil Bredesen
• I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Part 2
• I Want More Caviar
• I Was A Boy Who Grew Breasts
• I Was Proud To Be His Friend
• I Will Not Give Up!
• I Wish I Could Call God
• I Wish I Was A Bird
• I Work For The Irs
• I Wouldn'T Have Thrown A Shoe At Bush
• I'Ll Be There To Hold Your Hand
• I'Ll Make You Pay The Price
• I'Ll Put Her On A Pedestal
• I'Ll Send You Straight To Hell
• I'M A Dumb Dentist
• I'M A Killer