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• BIOGRAPHY
• POEMS

Randy Johnson

• Wendy
• What I Did Was Evil
• Where's The Damn Mayo? !
• Whooped By A Kindergartner
• Why Do Many People Wait Until December 24?
• Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue
• Wimpy Drinks
• Without God
• Womanhood
• Womanizer
• World War Iii On Christmas Day
• World's Biggest Player
• World's Worst Barber
• Worship God
• X-Ray Glasses
• Xbox 360
• Yard Sale
• Yellow Pocket Bike
• You Are A Punk!
• You Are My Flesh And Blood
• You Are Too Young To Get Married
• You Damn Bullies
• You Gave A Little Boy A Joint
• You Got My Sister Pregnant
• You Have Angered Me
• You Killed My Son's Cat
• You Made Your Bed, Now You Can Lie In It
• You Might As Well Have Cut Her Heart Out
• You Only Live Once
• You Ruined My Birthday
• You Should Be Put In Your Place
• You Should Show Your Wife More Respect
• You Think You Can Do No Wrong.
• You Took A Dump In My Pool
• You Weren'T Delivered By A Stork!
• You'D Better Stop Stealing!
• You'Re A Dirty Rat
• You'Re Living High On The Hog
• You'Re Living In Paradise
• You'Re On The Run
• Your Car Sucks!
• Your Days Of Abusing Him Are Going To Stop
• Your Dog Is Humping My Leg
• Your Grave Was Slowly Being Dug
• Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby