One day I stuck my p**** in a lamp socket.
I screamed because it sure did shock it.
My wiener lost all feeling.
Sex has become unappealing.
I can't feel when I need to pee and I always wet my pants.
If you think you can find someone who's as pathetic as me, you can't.
It's been six months and my p**** is still numb.
Don't do what I did because it sure was dumb.

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)