Ransom Poems
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper
by Randy Johnson
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won't be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.
Ransom
by Samson Oloto
He asked me about you
Why I loved you so much
I could not say a thing
I just blushed and smiled
Shut my eyes in wonder
Cos even when you are not here
You hold my soul ransom
Ransom
by Samson Oloto
He asked me about you
Why I loved you so much
I could not say a thing
I just blushed and smiled
Shut my eyes in wonder
Cos even when you are not here
You hold my soul ransom
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper
by Randy Johnson
A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won't be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.
