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who grew tired of the part he played,
so one day he changed all the words around,
just said what he wanted to say.
'You can't do that! ' cried the director,
'the plot's been carefully arranged.
You must die at the end of Act IV.
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The Show Must Go On
Once there was a poor actor
who grew tired of the part he played,
so one day he changed all the words around,
just said what he wanted to say.
'You can't do that! ' cried the director,
'the plot's been carefully arranged.
You must die at the end of Act IV.
......
Thank you for calling.
One of our friendly representatives
will be with you shortly.
Please stay on the line.
(Music plays.)
Did you know that the answers to many of your questions
can be found on our webpage: yyy.bureaulunacy.com?
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