Humorous Poems
Scapegoat
by Sharon Morgan
I have a great friend
Who bears every single brunt of mine
I have a great friend
Who takes responsibility
For my poor decision making
And when it is easier for me
Not to have to explain
My great friend is there to take the blame.
I have a great friend
......
A Matter of Personal Taste
by Evelyn Judy Buehler
I inherited a restaurant, from my parents who had retired.
It was a classy one, and only the best of staff were hired.
Overseeing its operation, was genuinely a labor of love,
As the noon warming sunshine, oversees lemony clouds above.
My passion and my pleasure, was to create brand new recipes;
And our able chef would have, them on the menu in a breeze.
Those dishes were popular, for I'd had some culinary training;
......
Footsteps
by Jesus Betancourt
Crunch crunch is mysterious
Tippy Toe twirls with a tutu
Creaky creak spooky and suspicious
Tap tap is music to dance to
Thump thump sounds hefty
Bounce bounce on a trampoline is airy
Pitter patter running swiftly
Squeaky squeak goosebumps annoyingly
Footsteps
by Jesus Betancourt
Crunch crunch is mysterious
Tippy Toe twirls with a tutu
Creaky creak spooky and suspicious
Tap tap is music to dance to
Thump thump sounds hefty
Bounce bounce on a trampoline is airy
Pitter patter running swiftly
Squeaky squeak goosebumps annoyingly
Scapegoat
by Sharon Morgan
I have a great friend
Who bears every single brunt of mine
I have a great friend
Who takes responsibility
For my poor decision making
And when it is easier for me
Not to have to explain
My great friend is there to take the blame.
I have a great friend
......
A Matter of Personal Taste
by Evelyn Judy Buehler
I inherited a restaurant, from my parents who had retired.
It was a classy one, and only the best of staff were hired.
Overseeing its operation, was genuinely a labor of love,
As the noon warming sunshine, oversees lemony clouds above.
My passion and my pleasure, was to create brand new recipes;
And our able chef would have, them on the menu in a breeze.
Those dishes were popular, for I'd had some culinary training;
......
