Girlfriend Poems
real men
by Bogdan Dragos
She told me that women like
men with grizzled,
bestial
faces, men with scars
men with eyepatches
men with very unkempt beards
Mouths that snarl
when it’s time to smile
Eyes that are like eggs buried in
a nest of wrinkles
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Girls with glasses are cute
by Bogdan Dragos
Girls with glasses are cute
but that's only what I think
and she doesn't agree
so she's wearing contact lens
and she's losing them more
often than not
and the house becomes
a minefield
and we have the thread
lightly
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Ashes To Ashes
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
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A Whole New Plan
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
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My Best Friend
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Here I sit
With my best friend
From the very beginning
Until the end
We were born the same year
And we lived next door
It’s a wonderful story
Would you like to hear more
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The Rules
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
If you want to meet the girl…
Don’t just stand there and gawk…
You have to learn to talk the talk…
Or you have to walk the walk…
If you dance to the music…
You have to pay the piper…
If you disrespect a farmer’s daughter…
He might sting you like a viper…
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A Whole New Plan
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
......
My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
Ashes To Ashes
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
......
