Girlfriend Poems
My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
Ashes To Ashes
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
I love my Jewish girlfriend
And the similarities of our beliefs...
While we are both spiritual by nature
We know Jesus didn’t wear briefs...
We sometimes disagree on principle
But the basics we believe to be true...
The Golden Rule is the best of all:
Treat others as you want them to treat you...
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Girlfriends
by Elizabeth Woody
Filled with old lovers, in the clutch of the chair,
you are a bloom of uncombed hair.
With a collection of roses, bowls of mashed petals,
I make a clear cup of sky.
Fold away clouds. Roll up blankets of blue.
I am a body of empty husks.
Indian corn is in your hair, the tassels,
the pollen, fertility.
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Revenge
by Frangipani Rhett
Let's face it you're real bad at being good boy
Carried me over the broomstick and flew away that night
I've brought you back in virtual reality, an original copy
And I'm having a hard time acting naturally
I'll watch you grow smaller by the minute
When you realize you have one choice
You're living in an oxymoron
But I've got loyal opposition
And we're the living dead
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My Best Friend
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Here I sit
With my best friend
From the very beginning
Until the end
We were born the same year
And we lived next door
It’s a wonderful story
Would you like to hear more
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My Best Friend
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Here I sit
With my best friend
From the very beginning
Until the end
We were born the same year
And we lived next door
It’s a wonderful story
Would you like to hear more
......
Revenge
by Frangipani Rhett
Let's face it you're real bad at being good boy
Carried me over the broomstick and flew away that night
I've brought you back in virtual reality, an original copy
And I'm having a hard time acting naturally
I'll watch you grow smaller by the minute
When you realize you have one choice
You're living in an oxymoron
But I've got loyal opposition
And we're the living dead
......
The Rules
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
If you want to meet the girl…
Don’t just stand there and gawk…
You have to learn to talk the talk…
Or you have to walk the walk…
If you dance to the music…
You have to pay the piper…
If you disrespect a farmer’s daughter…
He might sting you like a viper…
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A Whole New Plan
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
