Girlfriend Poems
real men
by Bogdan Dragos
She told me that women like
men with grizzled,
bestial
faces, men with scars
men with eyepatches
men with very unkempt beards
Mouths that snarl
when it’s time to smile
Eyes that are like eggs buried in
a nest of wrinkles
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With a Little Bit of Sass
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She’s a big city girl
with a little bit of country…
She’s a very funny girl
with a little bit of sass…
Sometimes she’s really sensitive
with a tear drop in her eye…
But she’s a proper girl
whose likes to smoke a little grass…
She’s got great taste in music
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Revenge
by Frangipani Rhett
Let's face it you're real bad at being good boy
Carried me over the broomstick and flew away that night
I've brought you back in virtual reality, an original copy
And I'm having a hard time acting naturally
I'll watch you grow smaller by the minute
When you realize you have one choice
You're living in an oxymoron
But I've got loyal opposition
And we're the living dead
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I am hell
by Bogdan Dragos
he could count the major events
in his life on a
mangled hand's fingers
But this was one of them. The day she took him
to church.
So that's what girlfriends are for.
But he didn't like the church
didn't like the songs
didn't like the preacher and the preaching
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
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My Best Friend
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Here I sit
With my best friend
From the very beginning
Until the end
We were born the same year
And we lived next door
It’s a wonderful story
Would you like to hear more
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Revenge
by Frangipani Rhett
Let's face it you're real bad at being good boy
Carried me over the broomstick and flew away that night
I've brought you back in virtual reality, an original copy
And I'm having a hard time acting naturally
I'll watch you grow smaller by the minute
When you realize you have one choice
You're living in an oxymoron
But I've got loyal opposition
And we're the living dead
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The Rules
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
If you want to meet the girl…
Don’t just stand there and gawk…
You have to learn to talk the talk…
Or you have to walk the walk…
If you dance to the music…
You have to pay the piper…
If you disrespect a farmer’s daughter…
He might sting you like a viper…
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A Whole New Plan
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
She awoke early one morning
To find herself alone in their bed...
She had gotten into another fight
With her boyfriend last night...
Over problems that were all in her head...
She looked in every room
Searching for her long lost lover...
They hadn’t really spoken in days
Her mind often away in a haze...
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My Girlfriend and Me
by Jeffrey Pipes Guice
Why can’t we simply accept
the way things are...
Push aside all our worries
and enjoy a good cigar...
When you can take time off
to finally enjoy your life...
When you’re with your sweet girl
and not your ex-wife!
......
