Do you remember the time when that buddy...
Tried to give you their best friend advice...
They said “You don’t really have to do this!”
And you didn’t think they were being very nice...
You thought you had made the right decision...
You would be in love ‘til death do you part’
You thought you had married the perfect girl...
Until on your wedding night, all she did was fart...
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There once was a king
Who was pretty funny...
He wore whites tights
And was tight with his money...
His scepter was small
But his ego was big...
He wore sparkling clothes
And sometimes a wig...
......
There was a time when I knew your number...
It was memorized in my brain...
We would call on the phone to talk for hours...
And then an hour later we would call each other again...
We loved to hear each other’s voices...
At the other end of the telephone line...
We would talk about what we were doing...
And we would know each other was fine...
......
Friends are tired now
Together who had played in childhood
All those friends are now tired
Someone's stomach has come out
So someone's hair starts growing
It's a heavy responsibility
Everyone has a small fat disease
The Running Run Throughout the Day
He is now stopping to go
Oh what is the queen
......
People fall in love
In many different ways...
We’re in a whole new world
Unlike the old traditional days...
I know it’s hard for you...
To express a true feeling of love...
We were just brought up differently...
When push finally comes to shove...
......
Friends are tired now
Together who had played in childhood
All those friends are now tired
Someone's stomach has come out
So someone's hair starts growing
It's a heavy responsibility
Everyone has a small fat disease
The Running Run Throughout the Day
He is now stopping to go
Oh what is the queen
......
O heart! Why must you lay your love so bare?
To share your heart and soul with one so dear?
I thought that
I was strong enough
to bear the pain and hold my bluff,
To hide my feelings from your gaze,
And keep them locked for future days.
For Months I kept this secret hidden well.
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There was a time when I knew your number...
It was memorized in my brain...
We would call on the phone to talk for hours...
And then an hour later we would call each other again...
We loved to hear each other’s voices...
At the other end of the telephone line...
We would talk about what we were doing...
And we would know each other was fine...
......
People fall in love
In many different ways...
We’re in a whole new world
Unlike the old traditional days...
I know it’s hard for you...
To express a true feeling of love...
We were just brought up differently...
When push finally comes to shove...
......
There once was a king
Who was pretty funny...
He wore whites tights
And was tight with his money...
His scepter was small
But his ego was big...
He wore sparkling clothes
And sometimes a wig...
......