The   user   interface   has   the  following   format.   Upon   accessing   the   URL,
the   user   sees   a   welcome  message   with   some   explanation   of   the  service
provided. The  user is  prompted to  enter  his or  her name, date of birth,
When  everything  else  fails,  try  something  new. and email address,
For instance, try the central mental hospital, then  to  left  click  on  the
sit back and mumble enjoying the  belle  vue   submit  button.  Based  on
until  the  nurse  has counted you all. this  information,  the  CGI  script
Our group files  in  fresh  from  the  courtyard walk,  generates "on  the
a  pageant  of  male  flesh  in  ugly  dress.  fly"  an  appropriate  horoscope
There's bundles of  excitement  but  little talk. reading  for  the  end  user,
The  chess-players  are  breaking  out  their  chess. or  displays  the  logs
No  one  to  mention  the  Afghan  War.  The  state, and  user  Statistics if
crumbling, buys me my sparse and forkless lunch. the  current  user  is
This  latest  novel  fails  to  kill  my worries,  the  site admin.  Parse  CGI
The  Plexiglas  window  withstands  a  teenage  a  punch.  variables  (or
God,  I  must  prove  completely  nuts,  by  fate  lookup  logged  record) to
unfit for active military service. obtain user's birthday. Parse user's
stats, verify and save to log file. Compute user's Zodiac sign based on
birth date. Print personalized greeting. Generate a horoscope reading and
send it to user's browser} else if (user == administrator) {compute stats.