I know you, you shamster! I saw you smirking, grinning
Nodding through the day, and I knew you lied.
With mincing steps you gaited before men, shouting of your valor,
Yet you, you idiot, I knew you were lying!
And your hand shook and your knees were shaking.

I know you, you shamster! I heard you honeying your words,
Licking your lips and smacking o'er them, twiddling your thumbs
In ecstasy over your latest wit.

I know you, you shamster!
You are the me the world knows.