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Ogden Nash

• à Bas Ben Adhem
• A Caution To Everybody
• A Drink With Something In It
• A Flea And A Fly In A Flue
• A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
• A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor
• A Word To Husbands
• Adventures Of Isabel
• Always Marry An April Girl
• Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
• Biological Reflection
• Celery
• Children's Party
• Columbus
• Come On In, The Senility Is Fine
• Common Cold
• Crossing The Border
• Everybody Tells Me Everything
• Family Court
• First Child ... Second Child
• Fleas
• Further Reflections On Parsley
• Good-By Now Or Pardon My Gauntlet
• Goody For Our Side And Your Side Too
• Grandpa Is Ashamed
• I Didn'T Go To Church Today
• I Do, I Will, I Have
• I'Ll Get One Tomorrow
• Ice Breaking
• If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit On The Midget's Lap
• Introspective Reflection
• Just Keep Quiet And Nobody Will Notice
• Kipling's Vermont
• Lather As You Go
• Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty
• Lines On Facing Forty
• Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib
• Listen...
• Look What You Did, Christopher!
• More About People
• Morning Prayer
• My Dream
• No Doctor's Today, Thank You
• No, You Be A Lone Eagle
• Nothing makes me sicker
• Oh To Be Odd!
• Old Dr. Valentine To His Son
• Old Men
• One From One Leaves Two
• One Third Of The Calendar