There once was a little tortoise,
Who desperately wanted to fly,
He strapped wings to his shell,
Wished himself well,
And Jumped off a cliff to the sky.

There once was a starving Coyote,
​​​​​​Who desperately wished for a meal,
Then down fell some lunch
With a thunderous crunch,
And wonderously filled that appeal.

Moral: your misfortune is someone else's fortune.