I went to fight a dragon,
To rescue my fair prince,
I fought with words
And not with swords,
And found myself in a pinch.

The dragon only wanted a friend,
The prince didn't want to escape,
I looked in their eyes,
And soon I realized,
I'm a villain in a hero's Cape.

The dragon wasn't a monster,
The Prince isn't mine to save,
So in the end,
I became a friend,
And left on my own the next day.