’Tis seldom that “coolness” entices,
and love is no better for chilling—
but come up to Thompson's for ices,
and cool your warm heart for a shilling!
What perfume comes balmily o’er us?
Mint juleps from city hotel!
A loafer is smoking before us—
(a nasty cigar, by the smell!)
Oh woman! Thou secret past knowing!
Like lilacs that grow by the wall,
you breathe every air that is going,
yet gather but sweetness from all!
On, on! By St. Paul’s, and the Astor!
Religion seems very ill-plann’d!
For one day we list to the pastor,
for six days we list to the band!
The sermon may dwell on the future,
the organ your pulses may calm—
when—pest!—that remember’d cachucha
upsets both the sermon and psalm!
Oh, pity the love that must utter
while goes a swift omnibus by!
(though sweet is I scream1 when the flutter
of fans shows thermometers high)—
but if what I bawl, or I mutter,
falls into your ear but to die,
oh, the dew that falls into the gutter
is not more unhappy than I!