I see a woman with a raised index finger. I ask ‘what are you pointing at'. She says ‘I'm not pointing, I'm asking a question' _

I see a child with a raised index finger. ‘What's your question' I ask. The child says ‘I don't have one, I'm feeling the direction of the wind' _

I see a man with two raised index fingers. I say ‘the wind's coming from over there'. ‘So?' he shouts, ‘I'm drowning!' He gasps for breath. Only now do I see that he's treading water. ‘But there isn't any water' the child shouts. And the child pulls off the man's pants and his willy points at me _

Translation: David Colmer