I hate it when you take drugs,
I hate it when you smoke,
As I don't do either of these,
Because I'm a decent bloke :)

I hate the way you get into trouble,
When you go on a night out,
As going back to a strangers house,
Isn't a good shout!

I hate it when you ring me up,
Asking to come see you,
In the early hours of the morning,
Because you know I really want to!

I hate the way you go with the flow,
As I like to plan things,
It makes life so much easier,
And oh the joy it brings (haha)

I hate the way you can't cook or clean,
As these are basic skills,
But you take life day-by-day,
Just in it for the thrills.

I hate the way I don't hate these things,
I just accept them and move on,
Although you're not right all the time,
I just can't accept when I'm wrong.