Fat Southern men in their summer suits,
Usually with suspenders, love to sweat
Into and even through their coats,
Taking it as a matter of honor to do so,
Especially when the humidity gets as close
As it does each Southern summer.
Some think men could do better
By just going ahead and taking the damned
Coats off, but the summer code stays
Because summer is the time
For many men, no matter what their class,
To be Southern Gentlemen by keeping
Those coats on. So late in life here I am
Down here again, having run to fat
(As Southern men tend), visiting the farm
Where my grandfather deposited
So much of his own working sweat,
Where Granddaddy never bought into any
Of 'that Southern Gentleman crap.
' Up north where I landed in the urban
Middle class I am seldom caught
Not wearing a coat of some kind.
I love The coats, and though I love them most
In the fall I still enact the summer code,
I suppose, because my father and I did buy
That code, even though I organized students
To strike down any dress code whatsoever
In the high school I attended (it was a matter
Of honor). And it still puts me in good humor
To abide with the many pockets, including
One for a flask. So whether it's New York,
Vermont, or Virginia, the spectacle
Of the summer seersucker proceeds,
Suspenders and all, and I lean into the sweat
(Right down to where the weather really is)
Until it has entirely soaked through my jacket.