There's a party going on,
Down the planet Earth,
A party of a wellborn,
Jesus of Nazareth.

Let them celebrate,
Since it's not a blunder,
Let them federate,
Under rainbows and thunder.

Let them eat and drink,
For that's their Christmas Day,
Let the heavens blink,
For the end of time is underway.

It's a controversial calendar party,
But let them celebrate,
As long as they make it hearty,
So let their worries ameliorate.