'Nah, lass, caar thi daan, an let's have a chat,--
It's long sin we'd th' haase to ussen;
Just give me thi nooations o' this thing an that,
What tha thinks abaat measures an men.
We've lived a long time i' this world an we've seen,
A share of its joys an its cares;
Tha wor nooan born baght wit, an tha'rt net varry green,
Soa let's hear what tha thinks of affairs.'

'Well, Jooany, aw've thowt a gooid deal i' mi time,
An aw think wi' one thing tha'll agree,--
If tha'd listened sometimes to advice sich as mine,
It mud ha been better for thee.
This smookin an drinkin--tha knows tha does booath,
It's a sad waste o' brass tha'll admit;
But awm net findin fault,--noa indeed! awd be looath!
But aw want thi to reason a bit.'

'Then tha'rt lawse i' thi tawk, tho' tha doesn't mean wrang,
An tha says stuff aw darnt repeat;
An tha grumels at hooam if we chonce to be thrang,
When tha comes throo thi wark of a neet.
An if th' childer are noisy, tha kicks up a shine,
Tha mud want 'em as dummy as wax;
An if they should want owt to laik wi' 'at's thine,
They're ommost too freetened to ax.'

'An they all want new clooas, they're ashamed to be seen,
An aw've net had a new cap this year;
An awm sewer it's fair cappin ha careful we've been,
There's nooan like us for that onnywhear.'
'Come, lass, that's enuff,--when aw ax'd thi to talk,
It worn't a sarmon aw meant,
Soa aw'll don on mi hat, an aw'll goa for a walk,
For dang it! tha'rt nivver content!'