Human exposed to Mars extreme radiation
Returns to earth with a different physical feature
Vestigial tail protruding normal coccyx extension
Arrived resembling Martian monkey man creature

Brought back to earth transportable crypt
Excavation sample from the Red Planet
Hanuman resembling skeleton from Hindu epic
Dug up from ancient Martian plot

ISRO is shocked by the discovery
Kept secret the treasure trove information
Indian astronaut returning with mission party
Wagging tail spoke Sanskrit with explanation