Kosher wine
Makes you feel fine...
Don’t over drink,
Your breath will stink...
Don’t drink too fast,
Your head will blast...

Only drink a bissel
When you say your prayers...
It’ll make you blind
You’ll lose your hairs...

“Only drink on the sabbath day...”
Is what my Rabbi Moses
Would always say...

You may buy two gallons
To last the week...
If you drink much more
You’ll fall off your feet...

If you drink much less
You’ll be wasting your money...
After one week in the bottle
It tastes like spoiled honey...

Stay away from the gin
And those goyim women...
Because into your money
They’ll want to go swimmin!

A nice Jewish baleboste
And fine Kosher wine...
Stick with that
And you’ll be fine...

So drink your wine
Whenever you pray...
But only Kosher wine
As your bubbe would say...

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