John looked up to see
If the elevator was coming down
It was.
Here lies Mary
She lived a merry life
and died a Merideth
Eddie lived in the fast lane
So fast he stepped on the gas
instead of the brake
Papa,
My favorite train conductor
Did you remember your watch?
Bart lost in a Poker game in Reno
Due to an ace up his sleeve
Tonya ran a race
Against a bull in a Pamplona, Spain
The bull won
Martha, Do you believe me now?
I told you I was sick
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