I came out of the sky blacked on alien addy.
Lit up in a tree now I’m flyin’.
Your girl saw me and started shakin’.
Now she moanin’ while her pussy, on my purple people pecker, bouncin’.
“Oooh-eee”,
Looks like you’ve been cucked by a purple people eater to me.

I’m a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater, popping purple people percies.
Had your girl going “boop boop aloopa lop alum bam boom” in the bedroom.
Now she a roadie keeping my guitar in tune.
All my groupies want that Deep Purple in their pussies.

Using power chords like an electrician,
My shit is electric.
My scales got your girl pentatonic.
Enter her Forbidden Zone like Dr. Zaius.
Have her screaming, “Rock Me, Amadeus!”.

All the girls drippin’ wet while I strum my Stratocaster.
Saw your Sister at my show now she Twisted.
Yelling, “I Wanna Rock and get wicked.”
I be rollin’ like Ad-Rock ‘cause I’m Beastie.
Got her backstage actin’ freaky.
You know she has a friend with her;
Her Scissor Sister.
Gonna Kid Rock it up and down their coast.
Two girls one horn I be chillin’ the most.
Call her Peggy Sue way she’s banging at my backdoor;
She loves it when I’m bent Purpendicular.
‘Cause Imma one-eyed, one-horned flyin’ purple people eater.
Oh, what a sight to see.

So much money I be hitting that woolie like a bully.
So many fat stacks, I look like Joe Elastic and the Rubberbands.
Found a girl with a hella rack; goes by Molly.
Like medieval torture way I blowin’ out her back.
Now I’m dancin’ with your shawty in the short shorts.
Stole her to the Tennessee Waltz,
And you’ll know just how much you lost on the night we be playin’.
Hittin’ all her buttons; reset her defaults.
Streaked with white, she be looking like my Frankenstrat.
Cucked by a purple people eater how ‘bout that?

Came from the heavens, ain’t taking lead like Lennon.
Use my millions, buy a Led fucking Zeppelin.
Pull up to my airship in an IROC.
Sauron’s ring on my cock.
Bilbo’s asking what’s in my pocket.
Now he’s Baggin on these nuts.
Gandalf the Grey, “YOU SHALL NOT BUST!”.
Samwise Gamgee watching Frodo thrust.
I’m a one-eye, one-horn, One Ring, flying purple people eater,
And you sure look cucked to me.

Gonna need Mr. Clean ‘cause we gettin’ dirty in the Mystery Machine.
Feel like Austin Powers while she shag me in the van.
Hear her Scooby Dooby Dooin’ while we Boogaloogalooin’.
Not even 1% of my power, man.

Bet you saw me last night in a porno show.
Your girl lying naked like the day she was born;
Playin’ rock ‘n roll music while she givin’ head to my horn.
Chantilly Lace rumpled on the floor as she’s drinking my White Lightnin’.
I rock and roll so good she on my dick Holly Hoppin’.
Railing off screen ‘till she Wilhem Scream.
You watchin’ like a fool;
too cool I make your balls blue like Marge’s hair doo.
What’s the matter with you? Purple people eater cuckin’ you?