Did you ever lean in and
press your thighs against,
a cool ceramic urinal?
Not one of those upside
down helmets, posted half-
way up the wall,
rather, a full arched,
floor to chest high
amber-catching wonder.
There you can let go
a fast head of stream,
allowing bladder busting
release through your
urethra, of all that
once useful water-
that gives you life and
...ahhhh.