'Whats the plan for today my own true love,
what mighty event must I fix.'

'You've a meet with Banjo, Shoreboys an' Peel,
an' Abes' coming round for tea.'

'Is Abe the dealer in pigs, or is it prawns now m'dear,
n' does Maggie shut shop at three,
an' cor luv a duck I see young Peter m'lad,
is now a knockabout comic, teehee.
well, we'll have no more of that
so we'll give him the boot
oh, an' send him a crate o' brown ale.

O' wondrous man o' ma heart
stop talkin' crap,
cos ah sense storm clouds amassin' ahead
an' wi' trouble aplenty about tae explode
wear the red tie to show you are true,
bin the blue one today, it'll get in the way,
cos your Labour ya mug, , , don't forget.

more to come. archie hardie.