Now, this is number one,
And the fun has just begun.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.
Roll me over, in the clover,
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.
Now, this is number two,
And he's got me in a stew.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number three,
And his hand is on my knee.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number four,
And he's got me on the floor.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number five,
And his hand is on my thigh.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number six,
And he's got me in a fix.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number seven,
And it's just like being in heaven.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number eight,
And the doctor's at the gate.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number nine,
And the twins are doing fine.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.

Now, this is number ten,
And he's started once again.
Roll me over, lay me down,
And do it again.